Workshopping at a Fancy University

(For Tish O'Dowd)

Someday, you will figure out how to avoid a comma splice
And on that day, I will be a success.
Proofreading is your best friend; spell-check will break your heart.
Know your characters; know your story,
And put yourself in it so that I know I should care.
And do not forget, because I will have to say it four times this term:

Motherfucker is one word.