"Sex Prevents Colds"
by
he reads in the morning
paper as he mentally
prepares for the insult
of another week
at work (where he's
the reigning champ
of fewest sick days)...
looks over at his wife
(she's a healthy one)...
then calls the office
(on an impulse) to
tell them that he's
still not sick...and that
he's taking the day off
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