"Sex Prevents Colds"


Pete Lee

he reads in the morning

paper as he mentally

prepares for the insult

of another week

at work (where he's

the reigning champ

of fewest sick days)...

looks over at his wife

(she's a healthy one)...

then calls the office

(on an impulse) to

tell them that he's

still not sick...and that

he's taking the day off

to keep it that way.